Battlefield One Review: Kolibri 2 milimeter!

Hello ladies and gentlemen! The early enlisters edition for Battlefield One is finally out. The hype is so real here at the phantom network, and the thing I am most excited for? That’s right. Not the planes, not the tanks, not the maps, but the Kolibri 2 milimeter. This is clearly the most overpowered weapon in the entire game, dealing nearly 2 damage per shot. Enemies will cower in fear as they see the monster you are running around with this insane weapon cradled nicely in between your index finger and thumb. About to charge into battle? Not a problem! Just whip this beast out from your coin pocket and spray down whoever dares to even come near you. You may die, but it’s OK. I mean, what did you expect running around with a 2 milimeter round pistol? Yea that’s right, you were probably better off bringing a BB gun instead.